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Offgrid Provisions Heat & Eat Meal | No Kidding Curry

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WILD FLAVOUR FOR NZ's WILD

Savour the wild with the Offgrid Provisions Heat & Eat Meal No Kidding Curry, a limited-edition campfire meal built for adventurers. Batch-made by Chef James Viles with wild-harvested Australian goat meat (36%), this 250g curry blends diced tomatoes, red onion, carrots, and spices like coriander, ginger, cumin, and turmeric for a rich, flavorful kick. All-natural, gluten-free, and preservative-free, it’s shelf-stable and heats up in just 5 minutes, pair it with Offgrid’s Good Rice for a hearty feed. Perfect for hiking, fishing, or camping in NZ’s rugged backcountry, this meal brings a sustainable taste to the trail.


Why Offgrid Provisions Heat & Eat Meal No Kidding Curry?

The Offgrid Provisions Heat & Eat Meal No Kidding Curry is a must for NZ adventurers who crave a hearty, sustainable meal in the wild. Whether you’re tramping the Heaphy Track, fishing in the Bay of Islands, or camping in the Coromandel, this wild goat curry delivers bold flavour and lean protein to keep you going while its lightweight pouch fits easily into your pack. Built to handle New Zealand’s demanding conditions, it’s a practical, all-natural choice for fueling your outdoor missions without the hassle of cooking from scratch.

Don’t settle for bland camp food, add this No Kidding Curry to your cart at Land & Sea today and elevate your next adventure with a proper feed!


Offgrid Provisions Heat & Eat Meal No Kidding Curry Features

  • Wild Goat Curry: Made with sustainable Australian goat meat, spiced with coriander, cumin, and turmeric for authentic flavour.
  • Balanced Nutrition: 250g serves to fuel long days in the outdoors with lean protein and real ingredients.
  • All-Natural Recipe: Gluten-free, preservative-free, and not freeze-dried—just real, responsibly sourced food.
  • Quick Prep: Heat in 5 minutes with boiling water, or eat cold, if needed, for ultimate convenience.
  • Lightweight & Shelf-Stable: 250g pouch with a 2-year shelf life, ideal for packing into NZ’s remote spots.

Offgrid Provisions Heat & Eat Meal No Kidding Curry Specifications

  • Weight: 250g
  • Packed Size: 22 x 14 x 8.6cm
  • Prep Time: 5 minutes (heat in boiling water)
  • Shelf Life: 2 years from production

Offgrid Provisions Heat & Eat Meal No Kidding Curry Nutritional Information

NUTRITION INFORMATION
Serves per pack: 1 Ave serve size: 250g
Average Per Serve Ave.Per100g
Energy 1180kJ 471kJ
Calories 282 Cal 113 Cal
Protein 26.1g 10.4g
   - gluten Not Detected Not Detected
Fat (total) 14g 5.6g
    - saturated 2.1g 0.8g
Carbohydrate (total) 10.2g 4.1g
   - sugars 4.1g 1.6g
Sodium 645mg 258mg

INGREDIENTS: Australian Goat Meat (36%). Diced Tomatoes (Diced Tomatoes, Tomato juice, Acidity Regulator (Citic Acid), Red Onion, Carrots, Sunflower Oil, Gluten Free Corn Starch, Coriander, Ginger, Garlic, Sea Salt, Cumin, Chili, Turmeric, Cardamom, Star Anise, Cinnamon, Cloves

STORAGE CONDITIONS: Store pouch in a cool dark place until required.


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